I'm 25 and I live in Louisiana. I like a bunch of things and I'm gay. 'Chara Defense Squad' by Draikinator.
nutsofoden asked: Do you think we will one day see a card for the unseen Ravnica Parun's, like Svogthir or Simic?
I think it’s quite possible, especially if players ask for them.
lostmyz asked: Theros also gave us enchantments that tap in the form of enchantment creatures
Technically correct - the best kind of correct: : )
NASA’s Most Shocking Image
This image is a 1.5… *BILLION* pixel photograph of the Andromeda Galaxy.
To view the image in all its glory go here.
NASA is the coolest thing that’s ever happened.
alltogetherterrible oh gosh
I zoomed in and I was like “yeah right” while it loaded and then my jaw actually dropped
holy shit
i mean i knew theoretically what this was supposed to look like, but i didn’t actually expect to see it
but then when i zoomed in, all the noise turned into ACTUAL STARS, that you can see individually
good job, NASA
Good job NASA
NASA, next to the national parks, is America’s best idea, tbh.
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Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
manager: Cool! So what’s it called?
designer: The boss.
manager:
manager: why’s it called that
i was talking to one of my parent’s friends over christmas and they didn’t believe me that the generic term for an end challenge was “boss”.
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so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?
“i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though
“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt, the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them
“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort
“i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war
“I was really into ancient greek mythology in middle school”: this person is gay
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what a fucking power move
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Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek: “Kai su, teknon” (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin “Et tu Brute?”). It literally means “You too, child,” but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn’t clear. Tempest cites “an important article” by James Russell (1980) “that has often been overlooked”. Russell points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar’s putative last words were not “the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son” but more along the lines of “See you in hell, punk.”
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moomin said
i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up
some highlights
- Ron is a Slytherin
- Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
- Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
- Angels have replaced owls
- Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
- Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
- It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
- Wizard duels are now called pray-offs
I’ll add more when i read more
more
- Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
- Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
- Voldemort has hair
- Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
- Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
- Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
- Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
- THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
- Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell
- ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
- Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal
This is some anti My Immortal shit
how does one sob femininely?
y'all forgot where the woman Dumbledore is married to is McGonagall and the problem with the Dursleys is Vernon bakes brownies and Petunia has a career
you forgot that the problem with slytherins is that they’re catholics
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