theguardofblood:

for-unlawful-carnal-knowledge:

fandombro:

Always reblog these

brilliance!

fuck

*grab2 diick2* 

teethmilk:

Diphallia is a rare medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penises.

It is also one of my fetishes.

ricksantorummpreg:

homestuck

has

really

shitty

art

and

it’s

humor
 

is

terrible

man 

fuck

homestuck 

if anyone takes this seriously i’ll piss 

golgothicterror:

fuckyeahashes:

orangelemonartt:

sassy-hipster-karkat:

swwimmin-in-science:

geromytime:

yiffmyass:

thanks tumblr for helping me sell my soul

tHANKS YASMIN!

thanks all you tamatalk people kisses you gently on the head

also rEN…

vastderp:

I do not get this impulse to shriek in people’s faces and bring everyone down over an obviously benevolent and sweet picture that a person drew to thumb their nose at the “it’s not natural to be gay/trans/whatever, you don’t see gay/trans/whatever animals!” crowd.

In fact, I’m sick of net…

davestriderscock:

i have to upload this one by itself.
because this girl is legitimately blind.
she had two other people with her as her guides and she was so fucking precious
jesus christ
when she told us that she was so happy that there was a character she could be as herself, i just
me and everyone else with me
started crying our eyes out.

I have a video as well…
uploading that soon. 

GUYS! HERE IS HER TUMBLR AND HER ASK RL TEREZI BLOG <3333

softowl:

ipgd:

softowl:

i will fight you.

wow

do you even like horse penises half as much as i do???? could you ever truly connect with equius on this level

i will battle to the death for his sweaty honor

ipgd if you like horse dicks so much how come im the one with a…

Also mine and like 20 or so other people’s money.

I don’t know why I post the very few things I post here, literally no one is going to see it. Case in point, everything in the post, I avoid it when I see it, but it’s truly retarded and possibly the worst thing on this site.

thesprucegroose:

yourbitchywife:

bellisadinosaur:

ascentofstan:

captainhumphrey:

blaitzen:

Yeah, I’m even going to use capital letters and shit because this is kind of a serious venting post for me, requiring me to temporarily abandon my flippant no-effort…

I don’t know if this is the right way to do this but oh well.

1. Fuck you Opera is awesome

2. Fuck you I like the text without cleartype or AA or whatever

c1qfxugcgy0:

So there we were, discussing apocalyptically shitty fanfic, when MichealRein posted a really shitty screenshot.

Naturally, the conversation turned to how terrible he is for using Opera, how ugly his face is, how alarmingly comprehensive his body odor is, and general loud speculation as to…

Final cost of Dildoquest 2011. I was the cyan at the bottom.

ipgd:

Dildoquest 2011 is finally over. If you want to know where your money went, here’s a full rundown of the package down to the dime:

[$315.68] Dildos

• ($205.00) Chance the Stallion (Flared), large, grey > blue custom fade, cum tube
• ($070.00) The Anthro Dragon, small, candy corn colored
• ($015.00) Bad Dragon bucks to cover custom colorations
• ($000.00) 8 oz bottle of cum lube
• ($002.98) Blue food coloring for cum lube
• ($022.70) Shipping

[$083.79] Wolf

• ($028.00) SBaHJ Wolf Head
• ($008.50) Shipping
• ($032.29) The gas required to find and drive to a taxidermist
• ($015.00) Mounting fee

[$021.39] HSG’s Thank You Card

• ($021.39) Sandisk 16GB Flash Drive
• ($000.00) ~*Love and Happiness*~

[$004.64] Betty Crocker Package

• ($002.95) Fruit Roll-up/Fruit Gushers/Fruit by the Foot Variety Pack
• ($001.69) Hormel Smoked Ham (Inappropriate)

[$080.38] Miscellanea

• ($037.00) Opening a PO Box to receive stuff
• ($023.12) Boxes, tape, packaging, package labels
• ($016.00) Custom wrapping paper
• ($004.26) 12 pack of Tab soda for the size comparison photograph that I will not even drink

[$017.36] Shipping

Total: $523.24

Donated by HSG: $424.42

(Colors are people who donated more than once.)